👜 Funny Grandma Purse – By Cocoa Loco

For the badass who carries snacks, secrets, and sarcasm.

This ain’t your sweet lil’ granny’s Sunday clutch. This is the purse for the kind of grandma who drinks boxed wine, talks shit at bingo, and still knows how to flirt with the bartender for a free shot. Or, you know, anyone channeling that energy.

Crafted to look fancy but built for real-life chaos, this wristlet is stylish enough for brunch and sturdy enough for bar fights—or at least the emotional ones in Target parking lots.

💄 Product Features:

• 💅 100% polyurethane leather – Looks like real leather without the guilt trip.

• 🔐 Durable gold zipper – So your chapstick and judgment stay locked up tight.

• 📏 Perfect size (9.5" x 6.6") – Big enough for your essentials, small enough to swing dramatically when you're fed up.

• 🖐️ Wrist strap included – Because you’ve got better things to do than hold it all day.

• 🖤 Saffiano finish + chic black lining – Serving fancy AF vibes with a side of sass.

🧽 Care Instructions:

Before cleaning, dump out your receipts, mints, and emotional baggage. Spot clean with warm water, detergent, and a soft cloth. Air dry—because this bag deserves spa treatment, not a spin cycle.

Funny Grandma Purse
✨ Carry your crap with class, sass, and zero apologies. ✨