Because even Grandma deserves a clock that gives zero f*cks.
Tired of boring-ass home décor? Slap this loud, ridiculous wall clock on your wall and watch it tick away the bullshit. Featuring a sassy Cocoa Loco design that’s got more personality than your Aunt Carol after two mimosas, this baby’s built to turn heads and raise eyebrows.
Perfect for kitchens, bedrooms, offices, or that weird hallway no one uses—this clock brings laughs, sass, and a whole lot of "WTF is that?" energy into any space.
🎁 Makes a Killer Gift For:
Grandparents who definitely don’t act their age
Friends with a filthy sense of humor
Anyone sick of farmhouse décor and inspirational quotes
Yourself—because why not decorate your life with chaos?
Whether it's for a birthday, housewarming, or just a “you survived another damn Tuesday” present, this clock’s a perfect reminder that time flies… especially when you're not giving a single damn.
