Cocoa Loco Flamingo T-Shirt – Strut Like You Own the Beach (and Probably Broke a Few Hearts There Too)

Ready to ruffle some feathers (and maybe a few hearts)? Slip into this flamingo-flaunting unisex T-shirt and strut your stuff like you just walked off a retro beach party where the drinks never stop and neither do the compliments. This tee isn’t just soft—it’s like being hugged by a very affectionate cloud that knows all your secrets and still loves you.

Whether you're flexin' poolside, dancing barefoot at a summer festival, or just pretending to be productive on your third coffee run, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m hot. Yes, it’s natural. No, you can’t borrow it.” The flamingo? Oh, it’s there to remind everyone that you’re classy, a little sassy, and probably the reason they can’t focus.

Gift it to your favorite hot mess or wear it yourself when you want to make sure the room knows you showed up to party (or nap glamorously). Either way, you're about to be the most interesting person in the room—and maybe the most questionable, too.

Product Features

• 100% cotton—because you deserve to feel as smooth as your pickup lines.

• Double-needle stitched collar (no weak necks here, baby).

• Garment-dyed for that “I woke up like this” vintage sex appeal.

• Made in the USA by humans who also enjoy a good flamingo.

• Medium weight—heavy enough to feel solid, light enough for a breeze in all the right places.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your ex's heart.

• No bleach—this shirt’s already lit enough.

• Tumble dry low, because you’re too hot to need high heat.